"No such file here.",
"I'm really sorry about this.",
"You see, I'm just a web server...",
"-- here I am, brain the size of the universe,",
"trying to serve you a simple web page,",
"and then it doesn't even exist!",
"Where does that leave me?",
"I mean, I don't even know you.",
"How should I know what you wanted from me?",
"*sigh*",
"I'm really sorry to burden you with all this.",
"I mean, it's not your job to listen to my problems,",
"and I guess it is my job to go and fetch web pages for you,",
"but I couldn't get this one, although I did try!",
"I'm so sorry.",
"Believe me."